I remember the first time I watched AP play ball. It was like watching a hummingbird gracefully absorb all the nutrients a flower has to offer. For a split second, you feel as if you can finally see all its beauty and, in the blink of an eye, it’s gone. His legs moved so fast …
It had never started out as a sham. The visions had been an accident, living dreams that had been made mistakes the moment he had spoken of them to his parents. They had sold him to the Sovereign, before the Sovereign had been known as that and had only been a tall, handsome, ambitious young …
Jensen looked down at the back of the old man’s helmet, his hand gripping the multi-tool tight enough to make his forearm burn. He could end it right now. Laser the back of the helmet and split it open enough so it wouldn’t reseal, let the water flood the old man’s suit and finish the …
I hit some snags in June that were very frustrating to go through. It felt as if I would be in the middle of putting out one fire and another would pop up next to it. That’s alright, though, because it always seems to work out. Always. The Dealership June went pretty well at the …
It seems I just keep putting these out later and later. If I were you guys, I’d be throwing a fit! So I talked a little bit about Kaeya Ruth. You know, that new niece of mine that’s supposed to change my mind about having kids? It’s almost as if they forget that I had …
Halfway through the month and I’m over here saying it’s still relevant to May. Well, I had a couple of surprises pop up so it slowed down this part a bit. Nothing bad. Well, I guess it could be bad for some… My baby niece was born! Kaeya Ruth Beneke is officially here. She’s tiny …
There once was a time when you would prepare your taxes and end up with a decent-sized refund. Hell, for our customers, decent-sized meant $10,000 or more. It was the time to be able to give back to the community. Strippers and cocaine!!!!! It seems like those times are now gone and the impact of …
I briefly mentioned in last month’s update that has had a pretty big impact on my family’s life. My brothers and I love snowboarding. I’d say them more than myself but we all enjoy it quite a bit. When we go up, we are all pretty reckless. My oldest brother and I the most, but …
I know, we’re halfway through the month and I’ve left you all at the edge of your seat wondering if I’ll ever return. Is he done with the updates? No…he couldn’t be. Is he being lazy? Well, he has shown signs of that in the past…but no, he can’t! He’s gotta be dead, right? Or …
Goals were met, stories were written, video games were played, puppies were kept happy, houses were purchased, problems were solved, and 2021 was finished as a success. This past year was a very fruitful one for my family. I’ve been talking with people lately, asking about their year and how things went, and it’s interesting …
I suggest you not have your children reading any of my updates as these are stories for adults. Not really because of the events, those are just regular life events all of us go through. It really comes down to my potty mouth and bizarre beliefs. Nothing too bizarre, only that I had to gut …
Last month I told you a story about a man who was letting himself down. If you remember, I also told you that it wasn’t a sad story because it was one that hadn’t ended yet. I was wrong. Ha! Just kidding. I’m proud to tell you that I haven’t let myself down this month …
I’ve got a story for you. It’s about a man who let himself down for nearly an entire month. He thought about one of the things he wanted to do most and simply did not have the motivation to do it. It’s not a sad story, don’t worry. It’s just one that hasn’t ended yet. …